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Titan of Water

Dec-20-2019 3:24 PM

Your a mean one, Mr Shin. You really are a heel, you squirt blood like it’s ketchup, your first form is like an eel, Mr Shin. Your skin looks like a banana with a greasy black peel. Your a monster, Mr Shin. Your thighs are grossly fat, there like giant balls of dough, and your face looks like a rat, Mr Shin. Your disgusting body is shaped like a 119 meter bat! Your a vile one, Mr Shin. You have toothpicks in your smile, your tail looks like a penis, making cities rubble piles Mr Shin. Given the choices between you and drinking bile I’d choose...I’d choose drinking a whole bottle of bile! Your a foul one, Mr Shin. You crush buildings without remorse, your mouth looks like a vagina, you fill Japan will so much horror, Mr Shin. These three words describe you best: course, horse, worst! Your a rotter, mr shin, you set the town on fire. Your arms are as thin as wires, you look like your made of tires, Mr Shin. Your insides are an appalling dumb heap, overloading with the most deadly amount of radiation imaginable, which your release in your ire! You nauseate me, Mr Shin, your attacks are very lame, you just shoot lasers from your back, that won’t get you tons of fame, Mr Shin. Your a rotted three months expired mold covered burger, burned up in flames!

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JurassicKaiju14 #TeamGodzilla

Dec-20-2019 3:30 PM

THIS IS GENIUS.

A true fan can acknowledge the bad while still appreciating and cherishing the good.

Gmkgoji #TeamRodan

Dec-20-2019 3:35 PM

Oh ho. You should see the "You're a mean one, mr. Fish" done by Thelazyfish. I'm sure he'll comment that.

But now, for my kaiju-themed christmas song!

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, i'm tellin ya why, King ghidorah's coming to TOWN!

He's making a list, a...hit list? He gonna fight Godzilla and whoop his ass, King Ghidorah's coming, TO TOWN!

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING, HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE, HE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD, HE GRAVITY BEAMS YOU ALL THE SAME!

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, i'm tellin ya why, King ghidorah's coming... TOOOOOOOOO TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN!

 

 

Zwei Wing is the best singing duo. Change my mind.

dk

Dec-20-2019 3:40 PM

HAHA! That is one of the most creative things I have seen around here in a long time!!! Upvoted!

Gmkgoji #TeamRodan

Dec-20-2019 3:52 PM

dk

What did did you think of mine?

Zwei Wing is the best singing duo. Change my mind.

Titan of Water

Dec-20-2019 3:53 PM

I liked it

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dk

Dec-20-2019 3:59 PM

Gmkgoji  Good stuff! This could be a cool Xmas song/Zilla theme thread!

Gmkgoji #TeamRodan

Dec-20-2019 4:06 PM

Thanks. Of course, Titan's song is the absolute BEST.

Zwei Wing is the best singing duo. Change my mind.

dk

Dec-20-2019 4:23 PM

Your songs have inspired me. Please bear with my Godzilla themed version of Oh Holy Night. I admit that it sucks but here it is:

Unholy night, the stars are no longer shining

‘Tis the night that our fears come to light

Lay the world to rest from its environmental tortures

Avarice and ignorance has awakened The King

Fall to your knees and hear the shrieking screams

Oh night un-devine, The King is reborn

Oh night undermined! Kiss your ass goodbye!

 

 

Titan of Water

Dec-20-2019 4:24 PM

OOF, that’s so dark but funny lol.

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dk

Dec-20-2019 4:39 PM

Titan of Water Thank you. Dark and funny was intentional!

Xenotaris #TeamMothra

Dec-20-2019 4:46 PM

I liked the Mr. Shin and King Ghidorah coming to Town they were funny

dk

Dec-20-2019 6:19 PM

All right Lazy, cough up the goods.

Titan of Water

Dec-20-2019 6:28 PM

Ironically in reality I have sympathy for Shin Godzilla and feel sorta sorry for him. He just seems to live in such a miserable existence.

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TheLazyFish #TeamGodzilla

Dec-20-2019 8:20 PM

THIS IS GLORIOUS!!!!! Oh my God, this is hilarious! Oh god, I don't know which I like best! I mean, I friggin love Shin... but this is kinda true lol.

 

Gmkgoji

Oh yeah, I completely forgot that you were doing that King Ghidorah is coming to town thing! I also forgot about "Mr. Fish." I didn't save the lyrics, and since my memory is poor and I did that about 2 months ago, it's probably lost to time. I mean, in theory I could scour two months worth of the document's history and find it... but if you read my name, you'll know why I can't do that. 

 

dk

What goods am I supposed to be coughing up? XD

If people weren't lazy, we wouldn't try to be efficient. If we weren't efficient, we'd never get anything done.

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Dec-20-2019 9:47 PM

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dk

Dec-20-2019 9:54 PM

 TheLazyFish Mr Fish song. Start digging in your post history. If you posted it, it will be there. Happy digging lol! We have to see it!

Gmkgoji #TeamRodan

Dec-20-2019 9:55 PM

... I'm not entirely sure whether this is spam or not. 

 

Zwei Wing is the best singing duo. Change my mind.

TheLazyFish #TeamGodzilla

Dec-20-2019 10:22 PM

dk

No, I never actually posted it. Gmkgoji, Flyleaf-Rapt0r, Titan of Water, dantefrancis, and I have been working on something called Godzilla Extinction and we've been working on it on a Google Doc. We usually crack jokes at one another when we don't really have time to write, but have time to talk. A couple months ago, I wrote this on there, and after a day or less I deleted it. So yeah... it's kinda lost to time. I'm going to try and rewrite a new version of it, though. Should be up soon.

If people weren't lazy, we wouldn't try to be efficient. If we weren't efficient, we'd never get anything done.

dk

Dec-20-2019 10:32 PM

TheLazyFish How about finishing this idea- "We three heads of Ghidorah are" lol!

TheLazyFish #TeamGodzilla

Dec-20-2019 10:35 PM

I don't know what song you're referring to lol. Almost finished the new version of it, though. Should be up by 11:20 at the latest. Then I can go work on something... else.

If people weren't lazy, we wouldn't try to be efficient. If we weren't efficient, we'd never get anything done.

dk

Dec-20-2019 10:48 PM

The original song is We Three Kings of Orient Are. Lyrics withstanding, it's a pretty cool Xmas song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDqTL49OwDA

 

TheLazyFish #TeamGodzilla

Dec-21-2019 1:20 AM

I guess here's my recreation of the joke? It's not really that good lol.

 

 

You're a mean one, Lazy Fish

You're as clumsy as a banana peel

You're as authentic as a catfish, you're as nice as an eel, Lazy Fish

 Dear God, do you really need that big a meal?!!

 

You're a toddler, Lazy Fish

Your stomach's an empty pit

Your hearts covered in urchins, your soul is glued to a couch, Lazy Fish

I wouldn't reel you in with a thirty nine and a half foot fishing pole!

 

 

 You're a vile one, Lazy Fish

You have fungi in your gills

You're as lazy as a feverish pancake crocodile, Lazy Fish

Between the two of you for a job, I'd hire the crocodile!

 

 

You're uglier than Death's scowl, Lazy Fish

You look like a used paper towel

Your face makes me want to howl, you're incredibly foul, Lazy Fish

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "The, Lazy, and Fish!"

 

 

You're not a good plotter, Lazy Fish

You never follow through, like a sea otter

Your face alone is bad enough that it can cause a slaughter, Lazy Fish

Your soul is a garbage patch in the middle of the Atlantic

The most deplorable assortment of trash fish imaginable, a triple tangle of ten nets.

Quick, cut the damned line!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There, I finished it! Are ya ****ing happy?!!!! (Flips table)

 

If people weren't lazy, we wouldn't try to be efficient. If we weren't efficient, we'd never get anything done.

Gmkgoji #TeamRodan

Dec-21-2019 8:38 AM

HAHAHA!

Zwei Wing is the best singing duo. Change my mind.

MinecraftDinoKaiju #TeamGodzilla

Dec-23-2019 10:23 AM

This was awesome. Thanks for this. :)

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