the many strange faces and forms of eva-01 merchandise

when a company gets their dirty mits on the evangelion licence, they are going to do something with it, but what if the do more than just something and oh, screw it! I dont know how to do a compelling intro for this.

this topic is a chronicle and a tribute to weird tokusatsu merchandise. we are going to focus in on eva-01 merchandise, as that category of merch has the most... well....

eva-01 usb hub. so that your usb's can go berserk to!

eva-01 kiryu. machine that can go haywire + machine that can go berserk = a major league mistake for both nerv AND g-force!

eva-01 hat. do NOT, in any circumstance, wear this in public. 

eva-01 box. is it really eva-01 anymore?

eva-01 mouse. this was 100% designed for battle prowess, im sure of it!

evazilla-01. godzilla and eva-01 woke up in the same bed one morning and found this thing lying on the floor. they never speak of that day EVER AGAIN.

eva-01 kamacuras. what if instead of basing the evas on adam, nerv just armored up some mantises and sent them in to battle sachiel? that, that is the best timeline.

eva-01 with godzilla colors. no its not!

eva-01 but shinji is gigantic. this image is more confusing than the show!

eva-01 but hes an inaccurate velociraptor. weren't the designers of the evas supposed to be the smart ones?!?!.....wait-

crayfish eva-01. perfect for the whole family!

leave your funky toku merch finds in the comments below.

or dont, I dont care!